SCORPIO

Cannabis Horoscope

Hello, dear Scorpio. If anyone is in touch with their emotions, it’s you. The sign of intensity, transformation, and desire, you thrive in the depths where others hesitate to go. As a fixed water sign, you may seem calm and composed on the surface, but beneath lies a magnetic, powerful energy.  Ruled by Pluto and Mars, you’re no stranger to rebirth — shedding layers, rediscovering yourself, and emerging stronger with each transformation.

 

You crave connection, truth, and experiences that stir something real inside you. When it comes to cannabis, you’re drawn to strains with potency, complexity, and a story to tell. Let’s explore the cultivars and products that resonate with your powerful, intuitive nature.

Heavy Indica for Deep Dives

You’re not afraid of intensity, Scorpio — you are intensity. Your emotions run deep, your insights pierce to the truth, and your presence pulls others in. That’s why heavy, indica-dominant strains are your perfect match. Known for their euphoric body highs and mind-quieting calm, indicas invite you to turn inward and tune out the noise.

Indica strains rich in myrcene (the earthy, musky terpene behind the classic “couch-lock” effect) mirror your grounded and introspective nature. Its soothing influence creates that dark, velvety calm where you can process and release. Classics like Pink Kush, rich in myrcene, capture the magnetic, sensual energy of Scorpio. Its floral sweetness and subtle vanilla notes mirror your alluring, enigmatic nature, while its calming effects support introspection and emotional balance.

When you’re ready to descend into your own depths, Spinach OG Kush takes you there — a bolder, richer evolution of the classic. A cross between GMO #12 x SFV OG, this strain delivers terpenes like myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene to provide a full-bodied, sedative high. It’s an indulgent hit of flavour and potency that lets you fully drop into stillness and succumb to relaxation. The kind of reprieve that restores a Scorpio’s inner strength.

Spinach | OG Kush

Concentrates for the Fearless

Scorpio, transformation isn’t something that happens to you — it’s something you embrace. You know that under a little heat and pressure, something stronger emerges. Concentrates are the flower elevated to its purest form, a distilled expression of potency, aroma, and character. Bold, refined, and powerful, they capture every nuance of the plant. With layered terpene profiles and amplified strength, concentrates offer the kind of elevated, alchemical experience you naturally crave.

When only the finest will do, choose concentrates that reflect your power and precision. Endgame Afghan Black Diamond Dusted Hash delivers heritage flavour with amplified potency — a legacy hash dusted with diamonds for a refined, nostalgic hit that hums with intensity. OMG Shatter rises to meet you when you’re ready to ascend — cold-extracted to preserve every nuance, with gassy, floral, and fruity notes kissed by mint and sky-high THC that commands attention. Each hit is a journey, where the full story of the flower unfolds in a single inhale.

Endgame | Afghan Black Diamond Dusted Hash

Support your Local DEALR

Scorpio, you don’t settle for surface-level experiences — you crave meaning in everything you touch, including your cannabis. DEALR gets that. Every jar and pre-roll is crafted by BC legacy growers, blending decades of knowledge with AAAA quality buds to deliver an experience that lingers long after the first inhale.

  • Frostade mirrors your creative zest, with sugary sweetness and a bright citrus twist that sparks inspiration and sharpens your intuition. 
  • Cloudberry Drizzle aligns with your emotional depth, wrapping you in lush berry sweetness and subtle tropical undertones that soothe your mind while heightening your senses. 
  • Tokyo Sunset Pre-Rolls bring bold, main-character energy with creamy citrus and earthy Kush, perfectly rolled to take on the town and ignite your confidence and charisma

For Scorpios, cannabis is more than a high — it’s a ritual. The care and intention behind its creation reveal hidden layers, bringing forward depth, nuance, and truth. With DEALR cannabis, you’ll experience craft, legacy, and potency that mirror your drive to explore what others overlook.

DEALR Cannabis | Tokyo Sunset Pre-Rolls

CQ Drinks for the Rebel

Scorpio, you’ve never been one to follow the crowd. Your rebellious streak runs deep — you prefer to carve your own path, especially when it comes to how you unwind. That’s where CQ Sparkling Cannabis-Infused Beverages come in. For the sober-curious Scorpio, these drinks offer the buzz without the hangover, crafted with real fruit juice, organic ingredients, and just 45 calories per can.

California’s original cannabis drink since 2008, CQ has always defied convention. As the first of its kind, they faced raids and court battles, standing firm in their belief that everyone deserves a choice in how they relax and connect. That’s the kind of resilience a Scorpio can respect.

 

Sip Watermelon Cucumber (Sativa) when you’re feeling social and curious, Strawberry Lemonade (Hybrid) for balanced vibes and creative flow, or Blackberry Lemon-Lime (Indica) when it’s time to relax and savor your own company. Each can is a reminder that rebellion can be refreshing — and sometimes, the strongest move is doing things your own way.

CQ Sparkling Cannabis-Infused Beverages

You’re one of a kind Scorpio and your cannabis choices should be too! Whether you’re sinking into a rich indica, exploring the elevated clarity of a refined concentrate, or raising a toast with a CQ beverage, choose products that honour your nature. Savour each moment, embrace the journey, and let your cannabis experiences reflect the depth, passion, and power that define you. Stop by the Peace Pipe in-store or explore our full selection of Scorpio season picks on Dutchie! 🦂

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