You’ve got lungs of steel and like to use them. Big hits and big clouds are your thing.
Whether it’s a straight tube or beaker, your bong is your bestie. It’s a bonus if it has some percolators, because that bong is as smooth as you.
You like to say you smoke your bong to conserve weed, but we both know you’re smoking bowl after bowl.
Have you ever been sitting around the house, maybe watching tv or reading a book, when you get a whiff of something unpleasant? It’s so bad and unfamiliar that you actually get up from your seat and start sniffing around like a hound dog, walking around to every corner, trying to sniff out where that terrible smell is coming.